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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3898 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 262 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!