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Chuds Go Trans Minecraft Server

become the girl, can’t get girls, chuds, crazy, gender affirmation, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender reassignment, gender transformation, Genderqueer, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Server, trannies, Trans, Transgender, transitioning, True

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Are you tired of not being able to get girls? Well, on our server, you can simply become the girl! And if that’s not wild enough for you, we only accept other trannies. It’s a crazy, wacky world out there and we’re here to embrace it all. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3904	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Mystery of Minecraft SMP

Analysis, CANCELLED, Cliffhanger, Closure, confusion, Disappointment, ending, fan theories, Finale, Minecraft, Mystery, mystery solved, plot twist, Recap, review, series, smp, speculation, tv show, unanswered questions, unresolved, What Happened

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever go on!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant pig named Porky McSnortles. Or how about participating in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoSewNoProbMC

bodysuit, Comic Con, Communication, compromise, COSPLAY, cosplay costume, creativity, Disappointment, diy, Fabric, fallout jumpsuit, family, Handmade, last minute, Materials, Mother Daughter, NoSewNoProbMC, Outfit, Sewing, sewing project

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	4416
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

discrimination, favoritism, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of transparency, lack of trust, lack of work-life balance, micromanagement, Minecraft, office politics, overwork, smp, toxic coworkers, underappreciation, unrealistic expectations, work stress, WorkdayBS

Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2352	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	875530	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2592
Falling into the Void:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Ores Mined:	7707
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1763
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2