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Creepin’ & Craftin’ with ‘i like bad girls’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a little bit of danger? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you bad girls out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mischievous pranks, and epic battles. Our community is full of rebellious players who aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble and break all the rules. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered by the most daring and cunning players.

So if you’re a bad girl looking for some thrills and excitement in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared to unleash your inner rebel and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StrokeCraft: Where Friends Stroke Each Other’s Egos in the Most Epic Minecraft Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	9536	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FoxyCraft: Where Furry Foxes Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only animals you see are boring old pigs and cows? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by a whole pack of furry foxes! These mischievous little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to build your dream world.

But that’s not all – these foxes aren’t your average Minecraft animals. They can talk, dance, and even play the banjo! You’ll never have a dull moment with these furry friends by your side.

So come join us on the most unique Minecraft server out there, where the foxes are friendly and the adventures are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a fox!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchantments Applied:	146	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelated PC Paradise: Where Creeper Meets CPU

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is to have a gaming PC that’s so powerful, it can handle a RTX 4070 without breaking a sweat.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.

Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But beware, there are rumors of a legendary Ender Dragon that wears sunglasses and challenges players to a dance-off instead of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s see if your machine can handle the madness that awaits you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	135	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky McBlockface

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Rotoscoped Animation Arena, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs using only their best rotoscoped moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and befriend a talking chicken named Bob? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the laughs begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5950	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MoodCraft: Where emotions are your deadliest weapon!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to subvert social standards and be your true, chaotic self!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, presuming and supplanting emotions in other players to benefit ourselves. Need someone to build you a house? Just assume they’ll do it for you! Want to raid someone’s base? Just pretend to be their long-lost cousin! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But why do we do it, you ask? Because it’s hilarious, that’s why! Who needs boring old rules and norms when you can shake things up and have a good laugh in the process? So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about yourself along the way. Or not, who cares, let’s just have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Sluts Server: Where Everyone’s a Blocky Babe! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds pretty houses? Well, come join our server where we embrace our inner slutiness! That’s right, on our server, /a/ stands for “adventurous” and we encourage players to let loose and have a wild time.

We have epic PvP battles where players fight for the title of the biggest slut in the land. Build giant phallic statues, create pixel art of your favorite NSFW characters, and participate in our weekly “Strip Mining” events where the last player with clothes on wins a special prize.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but vanilla, come join us on /a/ and let your inner slut shine!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Holo-n’s Wild Ride: The Sequel

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild that even the Hololive idols can’t get enough of it! They love HoloID so much because our server is where they go to relax and unwind after a long day of streaming.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might even run into a virtual idol or two! Imagine building a house next to your favorite Hololive girl and chatting with her while you mine for diamonds. It’s a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HoloID and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or have a tea party with an Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on our crazy, wacky server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3664
Void Armor Forged:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing hotter than our lava is our memes! #SmokeySummer2023

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Canadian wildfire and crazier than a conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server and experience the smoke-filled chaos that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about those pesky cognitive defects and health risks caused by air pollution.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event planned where players will have to fight off bioweapons, dodge masked kids, and avoid getting vaccinated at gunpoint. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come join us and let’s uncover the truth behind this insane psyop disguised as unintentional man-made climate change. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	237	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in a hilarious mashup of epic proportions!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like “Creeper Chaos” where you have to survive a horde of exploding creepers while riding pigs! Or how about “Ender Dragon Derby” where you have to race against the Ender Dragon on a roller coaster track made of obsidian?

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive in-game collaborations with famous YouTubers and streamers, giving you the chance to win special items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our daily check-in rewards are so epic, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty McCraftface: Where we have nothing particularly important to say, but we’ll make you laugh!

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Are you tired of being a wagecuck slave to society? Do you find yourself spiraling into unnormal sleep patterns, waking up feeling defeated and fatigued? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and break free from the chains of responsibility as you embark on a journey to discover if you have the wagecuck slave gene. Will you be cursed to be a function slave forever, or will you rise above and conquer the system? Stay tuned for the next episode of this insane adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Buildings Constructed:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Babes and Building Bros: Minecraft’s Hottest Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. And why is it located right smack dab between Russia and Sweden, you ask? Because our server is so epic, it couldn’t be contained by just one country!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride a llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can play Minecraft with your favorite celebrities. Who wouldn’t want to mine diamonds with Beyoncé or craft with Elon Musk?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Void Armor Forged:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Emeralds Found:	2380	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Suisei’s Vtuber Village: Where Minecraft meets virtual idols! #1 in universal likability!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is liked by hololive fans, holostar fans, nijisanji fans, phase fans, /vt/, /jp/, 5ch, Twitter, Reddit, yuri fans, music fans, idol fans, Japan, foreigners, and even normies! That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from everyone under the sun.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is blessed by the Vtuber Goddess herself. Join us and bask in the glory of the most universally liked vtuber in existence. You’ll be mining and crafting with the divine energy of vtuber fans from all corners of the internet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a touch of vtuber magic. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret memes along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old NPCs in Minecraft who just stand around and do nothing? Well, on our server, we have real-life quest givers who will challenge you to complete ridiculous tasks in exchange for epic loot! Want to help a llama find its lost sunglasses? Or maybe assist a chicken in starting a rock band? The possibilities are endless on our server with our wacky quest givers!

Join now for the chance to embark on the most absurd and hilarious quests you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig who needs your help in overthrowing the evil sheep dictator of the server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafting Chaos: The Battle of Blockington 2024-2035

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Are you Team Creeper or Team Enderman? Join our epic Minecraft server and choose your side in the ultimate battle for blocky supremacy! Will you build towering castles to defend against the creepers, or will you sneak around like a sneaky Enderman stealing blocks left and right? The choice is yours, but beware of the legendary Herobrine who lurks in the shadows, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his ghostly tricks! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs. See you in the game, brave warriors!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3