AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5254
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mines Excavated:	4922	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	31385	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	4493
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6063
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Runes Activated:	4

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6373	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Votes:	1494
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	5014	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net