AssassinateAssadCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ConcertNoFriendNoGo

carpool, Clique, Concert, ConcertNoFriendNoGo, Driving, driving solo, EXCLUDED, excluded from plans, Friend, group of friends, Invitation, large stadium, long distance, overreacting, Parking, Plans, SELLING, Solo, Stadium, Stubborn, ticket

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	224	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magic Items Found:	2472
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8859

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

austrian, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Democracy, elections, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, Government, History, leadership, mandate, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, populist, power, Server, world war II

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

NukeCraftExchange

atomic energy, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, ENERGY, facilitate, foreign affairs, global stability, India, international relations, nonproliferation, nuclear cooperation, NukeCraftExchange, peaceful use, policy, regulations, REMOVE, SECURITY, strategic partnership, technology transfer, Trade, US

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	166
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9312

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!

DystroCraft: Muscle Madness

dmd, Duchenne muscular dystrophy, dystrobrevin, DystroCraft, Dystrophin, genetic disorder, groundbreaking study, madness, Muscle, muscle degeneration, muscle disease, muscle function, muscle health, muscle pathology, muscle pathology analysis, Muscle Proteins, muscle regeneration, muscle research, muscle stability, muscle therapy, muscle treatment, muscle weakness, protein interactions

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

join dis amazin minecraft server where u can build muscles like u never seen before!! we got dystrophin and dystrobrevin proteins workin together to make u STRONGER than ever!! forget bout DMD, we got u covered with our magical proteins and crazy muscles!! come join da fun and get ripped in minecraft like never before!!

GOMI.KRAFT Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Friends, Fun, GOMI.KRAFT, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Play, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

The owner of the “GOMI.KRAFT” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gominohito.aternos.me:45150

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	79
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover, Crimson, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, Japanese vtuber, music cover, pink hair, Realm, Red Heart, twitter, Unmedicated hope edition, virtual youtuber, はあちゃま, ブタサンダー, 赤井はあと

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	5134
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Votes:	2963
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	184	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	797	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

attention grabbing antics, attention grabbing behavior, attention grabbing moments, attention grabbing stories, attention grabbing stunts, attention seeker, attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking friend, attention seeking habits, attention seeking relative, attention seeking tactics, attention-grabber, attention-seeking strategies, AttentionHog, embarrassing moments, family, Friends, funny stories, Minecraft, ridiculous behavior, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

BUILD, creative writing, Eat, Exercise, Exploring, Healthy Eating, hobbies, learning, lunch break, LunchCraft, meditation, mindfulness, music listening, nature walk, photography, podcast listening, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sketching, socializing, work

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	79
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

arms control, blinken, Defense, Diplomacy, DPRK, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, missile technology, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Satellite technology, SatelliteCraft, Secretary of State, SECURITY, Server, Transfer, united states, Warning

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	9997
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

KyivCraft: Teenage Russian Boom!

bomb plot, boom, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, extremist group, extremist ideology, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, law enforcement, national security, planned attack, Plot, radicalization, Russian, Russian Agents, security threat, TEENAGE, teenager, Terrorism, Ukrainian defence forces, undercover operation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	3261
Farms Harvested:	233	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian agents are teaming up with teenagers to blow up stuff in Kyiv Oblast! It’s like a real-life spy movie but in Minecraft form. Join us and be part of the action as we try to stop these sneaky agents from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind (not literally like the agents, though). So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the day together!

Players:	95/400	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3