ASLWedding Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyFriendz

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Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NasrallahsGoneWild

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQs

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	9654	Players Killed by Monsters:	199
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7492
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	1037	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Buildings Constructed:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	7244

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	4272	Alien Abductions:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3