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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1674 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why, you ask? Because why not?!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, they’re super cute!
3. We have a floating island made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. Need I say more?
4. Our server events include epic battles with giant mutant chickens and dance parties with talking sheep. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find true love with an Asian woman in your country while you’re at it.
