Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 322 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1022 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 484 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why, you ask? Because why not?!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, they’re super cute!
3. We have a floating island made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. Need I say more?
4. Our server events include epic battles with giant mutant chickens and dance parties with talking sheep. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find true love with an Asian woman in your country while you’re at it.