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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1968 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 2235 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
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