so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 276
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Enchantments Applied: 169

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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