so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Holy Grails Found: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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