so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY