so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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