so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 1740
Runes Activated: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Magic Items Found: 8016 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY