so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 196 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Animals Bred: 111

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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