so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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