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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7326 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
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