Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to face challenges like no other, such as building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank each other. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with raw potatoes! And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama that spits out TNT.

But it’s not all fun and games – we also have intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. One player even managed to defeat an entire army of zombies using nothing but a carrot on a stick!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us at Argie… if you dare.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 190

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

    DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

    But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Enchantments Applied: 278

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP

    How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course).

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time. From building massive castles to pranking your friends with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary PvP battles that happen every full moon – it’s like watching a real-life gladiator match, but with pixelated swords.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? The secret underground disco club hidden beneath spawn. That’s right, we’ve got a dance floor, DJ booth, and even a bar serving virtual cocktails. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move in our glowstone-lit dance party.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us tonight and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ScuzCraft

    ScuzCraft

    Looking for a fresh Minecraft experience? Join our Java-only server, where we’ve just expanded our map for new kingdoms! Build your empire, explore a world connected by a sprawling road network, complete with large cities, vast ruins, a developed Spawn City, and various other wonders. Our main purpose is a hybrid form of factions pvp where we engage in epic wars between our bred Dog Armies, which serve as the “Soldiers” of our server. Our server features a beautifully crafted spawn area, a vibrant modern city, and ancient ruins in progress for you to discover.

    We’re currently focused on growing the eastern map, so if you’re up for the challenge, now’s the perfect time to claim your space and make your mark. Prove yourself, and we’ll help you secure your kingdom’s borders to protect your lands during times of peace. The first 3 dedicated players to join will be given their own Kingdoms outright, so join fast! After this players will have to work their way up all on their own.

    Our server uses clanwars, shops, and worldguard (in peacetime). We are pretty lax about rules, but we ask that you at least build something and contribute to the server and our wars. Griefing is allowed during war so make sure to protect your homeland at all costs!

    Take a look at our Dynmap—you’ll be hooked. Come join the adventure!

    Dynmap: http://scuzcraft.xyz:8123/?worldname=world&mapname=surface&zoom=0&x=8934&y=64&z=-7245

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server

    Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will literally keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because on our server, the world will collapse in your lifetime! That’s right, you better start building your epic creations now because who knows when the world will come crashing down around you!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of knowing that at any moment, the world could collapse and your Minecraft dreams could be shattered. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 350117
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Budget Brit in Minecraft SMP

    The Budget Brit in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to spice up your life because our SMP is so peppered, your angus won’t know what hit it!

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the server’s economy, and if you can impress them with your llama dance skills, you’ll be rolling in emeralds in no time.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most peppered SMP around. Your angus will thank you!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Dimension Network

    Dimension Network

    Best Minecraft Survival , PVP,LifeSteal Server In Bangladesh Our Main Game Mod is LifeSteal And Survival Discord Server:- https://discord.gg/dimensionop

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Potions Brewed: 20
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Groom’s Paradise Minecraft Server

    Groom’s Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical unicorn that grants wishes, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let us groom you for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Rune Sending Tomfoolery Minecraft SMP

    Rune Sending Tomfoolery Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with chaos, mayhem, and tomefuckers sending Runes your way! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of mysterious Runes appearing out of nowhere and causing havoc in the world. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind these mystical messages and become the ultimate Rune master! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just watch out for those sneaky tomefuckers!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Worst Boss Ever Minecraft Server

    Worst Boss Ever Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most hilariously terrible boss battles of all time! Forget about fighting dragons or giant spiders, get ready to take on the ultimate challenge: Consort Radahn.

    This boss is so bad, it’s actually good. You’ll find yourself laughing hysterically as you try to defeat this ridiculously inept foe. Watch as Radahn flails around aimlessly, giving you plenty of time to just sit back and relax.

    And if you think you’ve seen bad bosses before, think again. Consort Radahn makes the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park. So why waste your time on any other server when you can join us and experience the most absurd boss battles in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Dimension Hops: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Different Elaina Minecraft SMP

    Different Elaina Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Elaina looks a little different…like, she’s actually a llama in a wig! That’s right, we’ve got llamas in wigs running around causing chaos and confusion. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why Elaina looks a little different…

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MysticMeadow – Anarchy without privates Minecraft server

    MysticMeadow – Anarchy without privates Minecraft server

    MysticMeadow 1.16.5 – 1.20.1 Anarchy without privates

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

    Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, arts and crafts tournaments, and even M-League matches! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and competitive?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, because why not? And if you’re feeling extra creative, sign up for our Arts and Crafts tourney – it’s like no other Minecraft event you’ve ever seen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us before October 31st and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Is This True Minecraft SMP: IYC (In Your Country) – Taking Into Careful Consideration

    Is This True Minecraft SMP: IYC (In Your Country) – Taking Into Careful Consideration
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is building a dirt house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Disease

    Disease

    disease.gg – OP Prison

    Looking for a refreshing take on OP Prison? Disease has looked at every aspect of gameplay, and attempted to recreate the best experience possible.

    We offer many features, some key, custom features which you may recognize from other servers include: – Pets – Armor

    See you in the mines!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 90555 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Big Tits Minecraft Server

    Big Tits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join in on epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama who loves to breakdance. So come on, join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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