ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.
With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!
And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Welcome to Akoot & Co |
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| Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. |
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| No application required! Just launch the game and play! |
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IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: |
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.
Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!
We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).
So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 51 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3815 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4881 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
