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Minecraft Wasteland – Join the ‘/fog/ – Fallout General’ Server!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, it’s like a dump truck full of diamonds just dumped all over your screen.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up this server, but instead, it accidentally blew up a village of villagers who were secretly plotting against us. So now, we have an entire village of zombie villagers roaming around, giving us free emeralds and trading us enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 4, 76, 1, 2, 3, and New Vegas. That’s right, you can build your own post-apocalyptic wasteland right in Minecraft! Want to build a vault full of crazy experiments? Go for it! Want to recreate the New Vegas strip with working slot machines? You got it!

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. Want to turn your Minecraft world into a cyberpunk paradise? We got you covered. Want to ride a Deathclaw into battle against a horde of zombies? Done and done.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create the most insane Minecraft world together! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be careful of those zombie villagers, they’re a little touchy about their emeralds. 😉🔥🤖👾🚀🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	3094
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Tears

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as putting your phone under your pillow and playing heartbeat audios to feel like you’re snuggling with a giant Ender Dragon! 🐉

Join us and experience the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by mischievous creepers who want to redecorate with TNT! 💎💥

Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to challenge players to a dance-off in the Nether! 🔥💃

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life – complete with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and maybe even a llama riding a minecart! 🦙🚂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DollCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide

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Welcome to our Tender Temptress Minecraft server, where you will experience a love affair like no other! Our server is like a dearest doll, so soft and right, you won’t be able to resist its charms.

Join us for a chance to build your own love nest in the sky, where you can cuddle with your Minecraft crush under the stars. Our love potions will make you fall head over heels for the game all over again.

But beware, for our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Creepers have fallen in love with our server too, and they will do anything to win your affection. Will you be able to resist their explosive advances?

So come join us on Tender Temptress, where love is in the air and adventure awaits around every corner. Who knows, you might just find your minecraft soulmate waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7704	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixelated Waifu Paradise

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where your favorite anime babe is the ruler of the land, fighting off evil creepers with her magical powers. Join our server and you’ll be able to team up with your waifu to conquer dungeons filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there are also evil mobs led by the infamous Creeper King who wants to steal all the precious ores for himself. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join now and embark on this epic adventure filled with anime babes, treasure, and explosions!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magic Items Found:	7522
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LevantineGF Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find your very own Levantine girlfriend! 🤣🔥

Join our server for a chance to build the ultimate love nest with your Levantine girlfriend and show off your pixelated romance skills to all your friends. Who needs real relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Gain special powers on our server that will help you woo your Levantine girlfriend like never before. From flying pigs to diamond armor that makes you irresistible, the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find true love in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get married in a virtual ceremony officiated by a creeper. 😂💍

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	New Chunks Explored:	332905

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Pals Pajama Party

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🌟 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because ▶Onolumi◀ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who reach the highest level. Yes, you heard that right – unicorns! 🦄 And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me!

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the most famous Minecraft players in the universe? From ▶Amiya Aranha◀ to ▶Tomomi Toraya◀, ▶Kiki◀, and even ▶Mozumi Pichi◀ – you’ll be rubbing elbows with the stars in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into the legendary ▶Riona◀, ▶Clauvio◀, ▶Karin◀, ▶Super Meche◀, ▶Yumanea◀, ▶Yuno Nightingale◀, and ▶Jorunna◀. These players are so skilled, they can build a castle in the blink of an eye!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of ▶Onolumi◀ and let the craziness begin. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. It’s time to unleash your inner Minecraft master and conquer the virtual world! 🎮

Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game! 🚀

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Crazies: Where Even the Blocks Have Feelings

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like life has lost its spark and you’re just going through the motions? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your Minecraft blues! Our server is so amazing that it will cure your depression faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. We have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get a free pet llama that can spit fireballs at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of wizards who can grant you three wishes every time you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your Minecraft woes and join our server today! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AnimeBabeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where anime babes roam free, ready to battle it out with you in epic PvP matches.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a tsundere creeper who will explode with love (and maybe a little TNT) when you give them a hug. Our waifu villagers will trade you rare items in exchange for your undying loyalty and affection.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Senpai Dragon, a fearsome beast who will only bow down to those who prove themselves worthy in battle. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a magical dakimakura sword that will make all your enemies swoon in admiration.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with anime babes, epic battles, and endless laughter. It’s time to level up your Minecraft experience and become the ultimate otaku warrior!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PrankCraft: Troll Edition – LOLz and Lava for Days!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pranking and trolling is the name of the game! 🤣🎮

Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and pull off the most outrageous pranks in the Minecraft world! 🌍🤪

Imagine the look on your friend’s face when you build a giant statue of a creeper outside their house or fill their entire base with chickens! 🐔😂

Our community is filled with master pranksters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt! 😆🤣

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the trolling begin! But remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server! 😉🔒

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ConfusedCraft: Where even the creepers are scratching their heads

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because THIS server is the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. WHAT?! That’s right, our pigs have class.

But wait, there’s more! Venture into the LOST jungle biome and you’ll encounter a tribe of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

Feeling adventurous? Take a trip to the HAUNTED mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and just want to play hide and seek. But be careful, they’re experts at hiding in plain sight.

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly EPIC spleef tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden shovel.

So why wait? Join THIS server now for the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mama’s Minecart Madness

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by none other than Ennamama herself! Yes, you heard that right. Ennamama, the legendary Minecraft goddess, who is known for her epic builds and crazy antics. And guess what? She’s looking for a companion to explore the vast world of Minecraft with her.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also engage in epic PvP battles with other players, build your own kingdom, and even ride dragons into battle. And did I mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of sex with Ennamama (just kidding, but hey, anything is possible on this server)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Unbeatable Steve’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the toughest mobs are no match for our players!

Join now and experience the thrill of taking down invincible enemies with your bare hands. Our players have defeated dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread.

Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join our server and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you saying, “How do I beat this fucker, he’s literally invincible.”

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the unconquerable.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Russian Roulette Minecraft Server: Where the only thing dying is your pixelated self!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where death is just the beginning! Join us and sacrifice yourself for the greater good, or be labeled a traitor and watch as Russia gets overrun by Muslim immigrants from Asia. But hey, diversity is a strength, right?

Come be a part of our insane community where anything can happen. Build, battle, and betray your way to the top as we create a world like no other. Who needs boring old factions when you can have a server filled with drama, danger, and diversity?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #887

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Limilin in Kansai Edition is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our current event is called Poppin’western journey, where you can ride horses through the wild west and battle bandits with your trusty pickaxe. And don’t even get me started on our current gacha, To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha, where you can win a 5* Rimi who can serenade creepers to sleep.

But wait, there’s more! Our next event is called Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, where you’ll have to fight off a dragon that’s terrorizing the server. And the next gacha, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, will give you a 5* Shiro who can summon a shield made of diamonds to protect you from any enemy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! And don’t forget to check out our ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT~ video for some hilarious translations and our Dumbdori soundboard and Flappy Ako game for some silly fun. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Gaymers Paradise – #2263

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Welcome to our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server, where you can join forces with the most fabulous and divine beings in all of blocky land!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, Jesus himself descends from the heavens every Sunday to bless players with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him riding a majestic rainbow llama through the pixelated skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret unicorn sanctuary, where you can tame and ride these magical creatures into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it for eternity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4421
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11