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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KidWatch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MommaNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6986
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SaltySMP_Hater

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Skillz4DayzCraft

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	112
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crops Grown:	5628
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Grave Property – Own it!

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lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

But that’s not all! We’ve got extractions happening left and right, with E.G.O [TETH] : Bygone Days Ishmael causing chaos wherever it goes. And let’s not forget about the Target Extraction: [ Ryoshu ] ID & E.G.O, because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Towns Built:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3464
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CreeperHater69

Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	8526

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyIranLoverLebHit

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So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Colon Cancer Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3