hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers that r all the same? well come join our server where the global water cycle is off balance for the first time in human history! yea u heard that right, HALF the planet’s food production is at risk but don’t worry, we got u covered. join our server and help save the world by building epic farms and protecting the precious water sources. plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater cities waiting to be discovered. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Rainbows Spotted: 1
Alien Abductions: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 68 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Villages Defended: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Farms Harvested: 691 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 169 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 3855

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7706
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 314
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491 Divine Spears Created: 22

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Star Shards Collected: 99
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Emeralds Found: 6113
    Farms Harvested: 174 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 294 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Potions Brewed: 72

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Gods Slained: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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