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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8854 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 6900 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 217 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!