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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6298 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 116 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4023 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 3187 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
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