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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7854 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Ores Mined: | 5158 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3925 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!