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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 800 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
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