””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6152	Dragon Eggs Found:	1384
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ores Mined:	7443
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5332	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	8817	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Star Shards Collected:	245	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	194	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Items Found:	3602	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!