””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	412
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Players Killed by Monsters:	6247
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Potions Brewed:	135	Dimension Hops:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Zombie Dances:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6541
Players Killed by Monsters:	7837	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mines Excavated:	2911	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	163
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.