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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Farms Harvested:	454

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Farms Harvested:	407

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mines Excavated:	4327	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	57
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1357	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!