””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5866
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8606

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crops Grown:	7912	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Farms Harvested:	818	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4581
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.