””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

anxiety, Approaching, approaching 30, career dissatisfaction, depression, Despair, Disappointment, disillusionment, dreams fading away, existential dread, fear of the future, feeling stuck, hopelessness, jobs I hate forever, lack of fulfillment, losing hope, midlife crisis, Minecraft, nothing but shitty offices, pessimism, regret, smp, uncertainty

Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	6200
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2211
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Animals Bred:	68	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	8159
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	155
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Star Shards Collected:	163
Towns Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	59	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ores Mined:	4548
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Enchantments Applied:	299	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5065	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2753
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.