””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

anxiety, Approaching, approaching 30, career dissatisfaction, depression, Despair, Disappointment, disillusionment, dreams fading away, existential dread, fear of the future, feeling stuck, hopelessness, jobs I hate forever, lack of fulfillment, losing hope, midlife crisis, Minecraft, nothing but shitty offices, pessimism, regret, smp, uncertainty

Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Emeralds Found:	9968
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	194	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4721	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2262	Secret Passages Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Towns Built:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Animals Bred:	126	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Animals Bred:	106	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchantments Applied:	270	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ores Mined:	8289
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8771
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.