””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

anxiety, Approaching, approaching 30, career dissatisfaction, depression, Despair, Disappointment, disillusionment, dreams fading away, existential dread, fear of the future, feeling stuck, hopelessness, jobs I hate forever, lack of fulfillment, losing hope, midlife crisis, Minecraft, nothing but shitty offices, pessimism, regret, smp, uncertainty

Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crops Grown:	9061
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Items Found:	5994
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	8181

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	4081	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	7355

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimension Hops:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6306	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Animals Bred:	89	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magic Items Found:	2557	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4274

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!