Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
