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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 477 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.
Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.
But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!
