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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2051 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5786 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.
Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.
But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!
