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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 113 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7061 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.
Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.
But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!
