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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1824 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2914 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.
imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!
we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.
