Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 39 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Farms Harvested: 757
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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