Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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