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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3461 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1853 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.
So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.
