Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Star Shards Collected:	137

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2763
Star Shards Collected:	73	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6513
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mines Excavated:	4596	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8238	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	471683
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Emeralds Found:	7101	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	7603

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.