Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	9740

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Towns Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	253	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.