Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Items Found:	3588	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	176
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Emeralds Found:	7705
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2741	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4439	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	2335

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.