Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	137
Ores Mined:	2062	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	264964	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6760	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Animals Bred:	97	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2503
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.