Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2961
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	263058	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Towns Built:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	82

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.