Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Towns Built:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	127

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	180041	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	171	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6926	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Zombie Dances:	4	New Chunks Explored:	735365
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!