Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	91
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	239	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	715
Magic Items Found:	7634	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9420	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crops Grown:	3157
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.