Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ores Mined:	5322
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dimension Hops:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	117
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	158	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	547	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	59	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8144

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7376	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Farms Harvested:	665
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7127	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!