Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	293
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mines Excavated:	2997
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5340	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Animals Bred:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Holy Grails Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	2002	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	5450
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	9775	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.